If I was this dude, I'd feel bullet-proof. It will come from left field, and a sloth seemed as innocuous as it could get. Hopefully not until 2101 or after.
Jess, feral miniature dachshundS could probably be distracted by a concealed carry squeak toy... but if he gets caught unawares, then who knows. Your comment cracked me up. I'm playing Far Cry 4 on my PC right now, and there are tigers, rhinos, elephants, bears, cougars, wild dogs, attacking eagles, etc, that kill you indiscriminately, but the worst of the worst are those stray badgers.
Kid, a sloth pet sounds just right! I wouldn't have as much trouble keeping up with it as I do my 3 yr old white GSD.
Cube, there is an idea for a movie plot. I am not big on the whole super hero movies. I watched a couple Spiderman movies and a Batman or two, but enough is enough. However, I'd make an exception if they turned this guy into the next Pet Detective meets Jason Bourne.
Run over by a three-toed sloth...that would be one for the record books.
ReplyDeleteIf I was this dude, I'd feel bullet-proof. It will come from left field, and a sloth seemed as innocuous as it could get. Hopefully not until 2101 or after.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking it must be somewhat of a conundrum to venture outside. What's next? Mauled by a pack of feral miniature dachshunds?
ReplyDeleteI'm betting he avoids zoos. With his luck, the badgers will get loose as he passes their cage.
Well, sloths Are the new must have pet. I'm looking for one with just the right eye color and tail length.
ReplyDeleteJess, feral miniature dachshundS could probably be distracted by a concealed carry squeak toy... but if he gets caught unawares, then who knows. Your comment cracked me up. I'm playing Far Cry 4 on my PC right now, and there are tigers, rhinos, elephants, bears, cougars, wild dogs, attacking eagles, etc, that kill you indiscriminately, but the worst of the worst are those stray badgers.
ReplyDeleteKid, a sloth pet sounds just right! I wouldn't have as much trouble keeping up with it as I do my 3 yr old white GSD.
Oh my. If I were this man I'd leap into a bed of cobras. What could hurt me now?
ReplyDeleteBTW the only damage sloths could do is suffocate him by hugging him to death in his sleep. Wait... that could happen.
Cube, there is an idea for a movie plot. I am not big on the whole super hero movies. I watched a couple Spiderman movies and a Batman or two, but enough is enough. However, I'd make an exception if they turned this guy into the next Pet Detective meets Jason Bourne.
ReplyDeleteSloth IS one of the deadly sins, eh?
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there :)
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