PICTURED: Dianne Feinstein and Senate Democrats gather outside around the crack pipe vending machine in preparation for the Kavanaugh hearing.
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) - Will the entrepreneur who services this crack pipe vending machine please come and refill it. Cory Booker has bogarted the last batch.
Cory Booker (D-NJ) - I am SPARTACUS!
Mazie Hirono (D-HI) - Just shut up and step up, Cory! Do the right thing for a change and give me a puff on your pipe.
Patrick 'Leaky' Leahy (D-VT) - I just wet myself.
Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) - Sheesshus! I wissh you would ssshtop embarassshing ussssshh!
Li'l Dicky Durbin (D-IL) - Is my fly open?
They need to call Marion Berry. If he doesn't own shares in the vending machine company, he'll know who does.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you saying???? The lying dem strategy is working and the Jello republicans are letting it happen.
ReplyDeleteShumer - Hey wait for me ! I'm takin a dump and I'm not going to flush either !
ReplyDeleteThis is all a put on to make us think they don't deliver crack straight to congressional chambers !
Jess, lol. I think you're on to something... or at least have identified the vending machine perp!
ReplyDeletecube. You think? I will agree with you if they don't confirm him.
and an lol to BobKid... He'll come running down the stairs with unraveled toilet paper from his belt waving like a 20 ft kite flag.
Hirono wants to suck on his pipe.
ReplyDeleteYou can't make this stuff up!