Fun Cinco de Mayo Facts
Ocasio-Cortez tended bar during the very busy Cinco de Mayo celebration in 2017 at Flats Fix, the East 16th Street taco and tequila bar. She was known for shorting the waitress at the end of the night when redistributing tip wealth.
But she could make a mean margaritta.
and now a word from the president.
I lived in south Texas for many years. Never quite understood the Cinco Hold the Mayo celebrations, which revels Mexico’s victory over the French in 1862. One must wonder (1) Is there any country in the world that hasn’t defeated the French since the year 1800? (2) What did the Mexicans achieve in their victory? Life never changed for them no matter who they beat up. There may be no sadder history in the world than that of Mexico. Their politicians are even worse than our Democrats (if one can even imagine such a thing), and I like to remind people to be kind in their treatment of Mexicans because they are at least giving us a good picture of what America will look like under the American progressive movement.
ReplyDeleteAs to AOC (Kid’s fantasy squeeze), there is nothing about Hold the Mayo that applies to either Puerto Ricans or Bronxians. I won’t criticize her for celebrating something that has no bearing on her heritage, though. She is, after all, a shit for brains ... but you are probably right about her margaritas. My good friend Kid is (sadly) infatuated with AOC. Carries pictures of her in his pickup. He told me that just one of AOC’s margaritas will make a normal person lose all self-control and do horribly disgusting things. His photo collection of this event in the Catskills was ... well, amazing. I think it would have been best not to see Kid in a Tarzan suit hanging upside down on a trapeze with AOC ... oops. That’s probably too much information.
Okay then, Happy Hold the Mayo Day, everyone!
I blame it all on the Margaritas Mustang.
DeleteI also think she put something in my Chicken Fajitas..
AOC has finally figured out a method to get laid - and kinky. I guess I can't handle Tequila (I can't actually).
Well, it sure was fun anyway.
I wonder who she will assault next.
Mustang,
DeleteAOC (Kid’s fantasy squeeze)
Ewwwwww!
HAHA I had no idea the level of worship kid had for the roof dancer! And The french sure are willing patsys, though we did appreciate them in that whole scufuffle of independence against those Brits.
ReplyDeleteLOL ... yeah, we appreciated them so much that we reneged on our financial debts to them which started two wars: The Pseudo War with France and the French Revolution. This, I think, was the beginning of the question, "How can you tell when a politician is lying to you?"
DeleteWell if the politician is a democrat then its safe to assume. Like you can tell Nana Pelosi is lying when her dentures are sliding.
DeleteI may invite Kid over to my next divorce party but only if he promises to bring someone other than Congresswoman Cortez. I've reached a point in my life where I don't want to get that drunk anymore.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Sam. No, Miss Cortez will not get another chance to sexually abuse me like that again.
DeleteOh, just going to invite Kid? What are Jerry and I? Chopped liver? We like to see our friends divorced, too.
DeleteIf kid brings cortez with him to the Chattering Teeth bunker, she will have to wait in the car. Sorry kid. Unlike Sam, i just don’t think I can get that drunk.
ReplyDeleteDaBlade, there is a car?
DeleteOn to your picture. So, she is Chinese-Mexican? That would explain a lot.
DeleteBiden promises to put her on the Supreme Court when he wins the next election btw.
@ Kid ... you're a funny guy. A few years back, I went into this "Japanese Restaurant" and the waitresses in there were wearing kimonos. Only they were bathrobes. One day we'll figure it out, only I have that many breathes left. I trust you and Jerry will take over for me. Be ever-so watchful, Grasshopper.
DeleteMustang, Mr Blade and I will figure it out. That's if the Flint water doesn't take him first.
DeleteMustang, that wasn't a Japanese restaurant.....
DeleteHA! A Chicago bath house? Was The One in attendance?
DeleteWe have a Mexican sla--housemaid who screams Haz que America vuelva a ser genial!" every morning at 6 am like a rooster.
ReplyDelete"Make America Great Again"
Keep that rooster safe! No Flint water for him!
DeleteI'm not a big fan of Mexican food. As a Spanish major, I had my fill of that stuff. Well, except for well-made enchiladas.
ReplyDeleteIt fell on Taco Tuesday yesterday. Taco Bell had specials, but with no TP in VA, you probably would not have been interested.
DeleteEd +1 :)
DeleteI guess nothing happened worth noting on Seis de Mayo.
ReplyDeleteHungover.
DeleteYou got it... too much tequila. and tonight is golf night (if Whitmer doesn't shut it down) Yay!!! so another hangover either way...
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