Monday, May 29, 2017

North Korea Launches skinless Beef Hot Dog

CTN - North Korea launched a 14k-lb ballistic skinless beef hot dog today, believed to be a Nathan’s and Curtis BEEF MASTER Beef Frank that was recently recalled last week due to metal materials in the product. The hot dog scud appears to be propelled by a single liquid-fuel rocket engine burning French's yellow mustard. 

Defense Secretary James Mattis states that if these tainted dogs get into terrorist's hands, it would be catastrophic.

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Now a pause to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defense of this nation.  Friends, relatives, neighbors. Patriots, all.  The Chattering Teeth Bunker is filling later today for a Memorial Day picnic. My dual Weber grills will be fired up for freedom!
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7 comments:

  1. Ed BonderenkaMay 29, 2017 at 4:04 PM

    Not to enjoy would be to waste what they helped preserve.

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  2. KidMay 29, 2017 at 10:57 PM

    What Ed Said.

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  3. DaBladeMay 30, 2017 at 6:09 AM

    Uhhuh. that's how we do!

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  4. dr hirkimerMay 31, 2017 at 7:45 PM

    You have the best news covfefe.

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  5. cubeJune 5, 2017 at 12:14 AM

    I like the pop myself.

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  6. essay bestJune 23, 2017 at 2:23 PM

    This is a strange thing that the Korea has introduced. Skinless hot dogs are not imaginable atleast in the USA. I don't know how it would look and taste like.

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  7. DaBladeJune 24, 2017 at 9:57 AM

    I agree, ECR... Unimaginable. Is there no limits to this despot's attack against dogs and all that is American?

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