Sunday, April 19, 2020

Captain's Log: Quarantine Day 6,000 and something?


BREAKING! A CHATTERING TEETH EXCLUSIVE!
Joe Biden to make this statement later today!!

Also in the news today:
(From her beach mansion overlooking the ocean) House Speaker Nancy 'Shar Pei' Pelosi gave President Trump an ‘F’ for what she called “weak” leadership during the coronavirus pandemic...

at least that's what I think she said. I had to run her slurry through this drunk post translator and reversed engineered her saying...

"hhe bplaces blaem b- bglame on othezrs,the president gets an f, a failupre on qthe testing. x"

Lastly,

9 comments:

  1. Bwahahahaha.
    Moochelle's looking better there.

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    1. That's because this is a picture of the Obama's returning home from the salon before the pandemic.

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  2. Hahahahaaa ha The worst part of this is Nana will always be able to find someone in San Fran to do her now. Probably why she lives there in fact.

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  3. Shar Pei Pelosi. Lol. That's funnier than Vodka Pelosi.

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    1. Haha! well they are all rolled up into the same pelosi enchilada.

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  4. Too funny. I love the drunk blog translator and I can see where it will come in handy in our development of understanding anything coming out of that drunken hag's mouth. I actually don't think of Pelosi very often ... only about once a day ... when I flush.

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  5. You are very regular, Mr Mustang. I think of her several times a day and then sometimes not at all!

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  6. I should have mentioned I bookmarked the drunk translator site. It will no doubt come in handy to translate Mustang's comments on various blogs.

    -Kid

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