"I was in Wal-Mart the other day and found myself going the wrong way in a one-way aisle. A stock clerk chastised me severely but let me off with a warning on account of the fact that I’m a Wal-Mart shopper, old, and living in Florida. I’ll not make that mistake again, unless I come across another “one way only” sign that’s no more than an inch high, taped to the floor, which was heavily smudged with grime."
Brother, you would not get off with a warning by our Governor QuaranQueen.
They'd shoot your tires out if you try to escape.
ReplyDeleteHEY! That's why one of the grocery cart wheels always seems to spin the wrong way!
DeleteI can't stop laughing. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThank you, sir! I'll try to keep them coming!
DeleteMustang is a Non-Conformist. This I will tell you.
ReplyDeletebtw- Democrats actually having sex with spike strips... Just sayin.
I'm learning this is true. Would never want on his bad side. And your 'btw' explains a lot.
DeleteGovernment’s forecasts feel so bizarre
ReplyDeleteTheir future projections go too far
But that two-year prediction
Is way too much fiction
Just as Kid’s AOC fantasies are ...
Roses are Red
ReplyDeleteViolets are purple
Mustangs are awesome
And so are you.
-Kid
I think I know why I woke up this morning with that camp grenada poem in my head.
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