Super Pink Moon lights up the sky across the world in rare spectacle linked to ‘end of days’ omen
The good news is that the Chattering Teeth Blog Team pronounce that this apocalyptic prediction only applies to the end of the democrats as a viable political party.
I understand (from unnamed sources) that Nana Pelosi's sex toys are leaping from her open windows and hiding in the bushes next to her house. If only the homeless peoples could get in and drag them far away.
ReplyDeleteThat, and her high alcohol content led to her spontaneous combustion.
ReplyDeleteUPDATE: Surgeons performed emergency plastic surgery on Nancy Pelosi late into the night - then they held a part with pointy hats and cake since it was exactly her 5,000th plastic surgery. She has been remade yet again and consists now 100% from her melted down plastic sex toys. Nice try orangy-pink super moon!
ReplyDeleteHildebeast has Nana beat by light years on the plastic surgery.
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