Sunday, December 27, 2009

Textile Terror

God is definitely good...

al-Qaeda is refining it's tactics. First came Richard Reid, who successfully burned a hole in his own shoe. Now comes
Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, who managed to set his own underwear on fire, charring the family jewels in the process. If left to their own devices, theses top muslim scientists may one day figure out how to set their own turbans on fire.

4 comments:

cube said...

From your blog to God's ear.

Chuck said...

On the plus side, it may keep them from producing little terrorists.

We've had guys in the ER get shot in the boys before and I've always said that maybe that's not such a bad thing ;-)

cube said...

I hope the Undee Bomber got a really nasty burn on those nads.

DaBlade said...

cube- A direct pipeline!:) Maybe Osama's wife-beater T will spontaneously combust!

Chuck- Remember what the left said of W's policies creating more terrorists? Can't the same be said for BO?