LUCY: I hope we do better here than we did at that freaking sad parade. (Michelle Obama Found a Way to RUIN HALLOWEEN For Children)
CHARLIE: I'm just glad it was so easy to jump the fence here.
OBAMA: Whew! Just some kids. I was worried it might be that chickensh*t Bibi. Michelle, put down that tub of ice cream and get the Halloween treats!
...and now for an oldie but a goodie (if I do say so myself)
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Recommended Reading - See *7 Forces Driving America Toward Civil War* by John Hawkins of *Townhall*. For your convenience, the full essay is below the fold. *I...
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