United Airlines flight diverted after third pet incident in a week
Captain Kitteh? Is that you? Well, this explains everything.
"This is your captain speaking. Please make sure all dogs are stowed in the airtight overhead bins."
"Let's not make a meowntain over a molehill," purred United Airlines pilot Captain Kitteh. "Nobody wants to avoid another catastrophe more than meeeeow. Rest assured, we will deal harshly with any copycat purrpatrators."
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