Friday, August 31, 2018

Impeach Pope Francey Pants


As a practicing Catholic, I have held my tongue (and pen) when it has come to a desire to complain about Pope Francis. I have refrained. After all, do I think I am a better Catholic than El Papa? But after his silence and non response to these recent allegations of his involvement and cover up for these predator priests, I am entitled to my opinion, and my opinion is that the upper echelons of the Church must be cleansed of all pedophiles, homosexuals and perverts - included the cowards who were complicit by turning a blind eye to this abuse. Whatever Pope Francis' role, he is no longer capable of leading the Church.

Matthew 16:18 And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

The Church will survive. After all, I DID NOT LEAVE THE COUNTRY, nor did I take a knee during the playing of our national anthem during the 8 years of Obama's reign, as he methodically eviscerated the principles of our founding, our constitution, our culture and our military. No sir! I stood and placed a hand on my heart in patriotism and respict (sic - don't want Sharton to accuse me of racism) for the ideals on which the country was founded - not for the numbnuts socialist who had then occupied the highest office. The same holds true now with the Church.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... I'm not homophobic and I do believe that its none of my business what pedophiles do in the privacy of their own cell block. Just not in the Vatican and not in my church.

I see what you're trying to do there, Satan, but I'm not leaving. I guess I'm just an original recipe Coke kinda guy. I'm not "fed" by the level of charisma of the pastor, I am fed by the Real Presence of the Holy Eucharist. For like Simon Peter, in answer to Jesus' question to the twelve, “Do you want to go away as well?” (John 6:64-69) My answer is the same. “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life, and we have believed, and have come to know, that you are the Holy One of God.”

Monday, August 27, 2018

Sunday, August 26, 2018

McCain's Urn of Ashes to Complete Term?

* In good news, he now qualifies for Obamacare.

Thursday, August 23, 2018

Bird brained

Parrots able to make complex economic decisions, study shows
Parrots can make complex economic decisions, at least according to German scientists. 33 macaws and African grey parrots were taught to recognise the value of tokens which could be exchanged for food as part of the experiment at the Max Planck Institute in Germany. The birds then had to invest their tokens, either in low-value immediate rewards, or high-value but more expensive rewards. The most patient parrots could exchange their tokens for pieces of walnut, while the less determined traders were stuck with dry corn or sunflower seeds.
While only parrots took part in the original study (Nine great green macaws, eight blue-throated macaws, eight blue-headed macaws and eight African grey parrots) - Part II was conducted in the Chattering Teeth Studios scientific lab adjacent to the cocktail bar and pool spa and included one democrat socialist.

Test results are not yet complete, as the democrat socialist keeps stealing the other bird's nuts and seeds.

Monday, August 20, 2018

New Series Plans to Focus on the New Orleans Saints Male Cheerleader Competition

Jesse Hernandez may have come out on top, but that doesn't mean there wasn't competition and drama along the way...
That's right! This Fall!! NFL Films presents a Prime Original Series...

YOU GO GIRLS!


You'll laugh. You'll cry. You will kneel right along with the overpaid and America-hating players. Of course, you'll be taking a knee next to the toilet in order to vomit, but hey! Solidarity!