Reporters caught up with the president shortly after his morning surf off the Hawaiian shores of Mekalekahimekahineyho.
Fox News for accusing him of feeble political pandering when they credited him as saying:
"Up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time!"
"I never said I skeet shoot at Camp David. I thought they said 'skag shooting'", claimed Obama, as he tied off his rubber tourniquet around his razor thin bicep while tapping the air bubbles from his heroin needle.
Is Kiriakou right, Mrs. Robinson? - THIS WILL GET YOUR BLOOD BOILING….don’t know if he’s telling the truth or not, but it makes sense to me. On the other hand, THIS is interesting because he...
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