Monday, March 22, 2010

Where is Sarah Conner Palin when we need her?

In the Year of Darkness, 2009, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE OBAMINATOR'

The Obaminator's an infiltration unit, part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a community organizer - Chicago political thug. Very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue - flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the democrats...The 600 series Algores had wooden skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new, they look human. Sweat, cigarette breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.

Listen, and understand! That Obaminator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.



SHUT UP! You still don't get it, do you!? He'll find you! That's what he does! It's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down your throat, and tear your [blog edit] heart out!!

Come with me if you want to live.

4 comments:

The Born Again American said...

That was excellent, scary as hell, but excellent none the less... I'm not into movies, so how do we kill (you decide if I'm speaking figuratively or literally) the beast? I'm not sure if a cyborg can be president, did you see his title, destination charge and dealer prep... That's gonna be one for the courts to decide...

Anonymous said...

"Hay una tormenta"

"What did he just say ?"

"He says there's a storm coming"

"I know, Jerry, it's coming !!"

"It's already here..."

Chuck said...

It appears, looking at the picture, you found a place big enough for his ego

Shang said...

If only Ronald Reagan would walk into the police station(White House) and say, "I'll be back!"