Obamacare is no sooner signed into law and suddenly scientists find a cure for mice blindness. Coincidence? Faux News would have you think so. Excuse me, but mice sight is a right, not a priviledge where I come from people.
Praise Gaia, what a miraculous healing! I'm sure my fellow Earthers will agree that this is what Spring Holiday is all about! Rodents who can now find their way to the stash of government cheese.
Please enjoy my new version of this classic and violent nursery ryhme:
Three formally blind mice. Three formally blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
A non-viral, synthetic nanoparticle was used,
And cured their retinitis pigmentosa docs mused,
But nothing can be done for the tails they losed,
Three formally blind mice.
BTW, what's up with the farmer's wife and that carving knife? Obviously she is part of some right wing tea party fringe group and the farmer and his neighbors are some sort of militia.