Thursday, April 1, 2010

Vision Restored For Three Formally Blind Mice!

Obamacare is no sooner signed into law and suddenly scientists find a cure for mice blindness. Coincidence? Faux News would have you think so. Excuse me, but mice sight is a right, not a priviledge where I come from people.

Praise Gaia, what a miraculous healing! I'm sure my fellow Earthers will agree that this is what Spring Holiday is all about! Rodents who can now find their way to the stash of government cheese.

Please enjoy my new version of this classic and violent nursery ryhme:

Three formally blind mice. Three formally blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
A non-viral, synthetic nanoparticle was used,
And cured their retinitis pigmentosa docs mused,
But nothing can be done for the tails they losed,
Three formally blind mice.




BTW, what's up with the farmer's wife and that carving knife? Obviously she is part of some right wing tea party fringe group and the farmer and his neighbors are some sort of militia.

10 comments:

Chuck said...

Rodents who can now find their way to the stash of government cheese.

Praise be to Obama

Anonymous said...

I dunno. Put some Sarah Palin specs on her and she's kinda hot. Then maybe a deer rifle and some fatigues.

Hail Obama.....

DaBlade said...

Chuck, they can force me to their cheese, but they can't make me drink their Kool Aid.

anon- I like!. Sarah would skip the knife and go straight to the deer rifle to pick off these rodents.

cube said...

lol. My question is, how can they tell how well the mice can really see? From personal experience, I haven't found mice to be particularly truthful.

OT: DaBlade, I didn't really close down my blog. It was an April Fool's joke.

WomanHonorThyself said...

lol...ooh good one bro!

Z said...

"And cured their retinitis pigmentosa docs mused,
But nothing can be done for the tails they losed," I adore clever rhymes and this SLAYED me! :-)

DaBlade, this is BRILLIANT!
Thanks for such great posts...you always make me smile.

Man, I just read Cube's comment; I'm glad I didn't go by her place yesterday, I'd have been stunned and so sad if I'd been duped!! Glad she didn't close...am going there now! :-)

heidianne jackson said...

i'm with z - this is the best april fools' day post i've seen.

RightKlik said...

ObamaCare has been the law of the land 2 whole weeks and I still don't have health insurance, I'm not any healthier, and I'm not saving any money. WHERE's MY OBAMACARE?

Z said...

Ya, I wrote a bunch of email buddies saying this was the best April Fool's post...they all agreed!!

xx

DaBlade said...

cube- Glad to hear you're still in business! We're not all that gullible, are we? Don't answer that!

Z- Too kind. It is my pleasure to do the slaying :)