Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Biden Unchained!

 Today's Pop Quiz: Which of the three choices is an actual quote from our Vice President Joe Biden?

"I'm not just trying to shmooze you schleps or get you al verklempt, but them schmegeggy schmeg Republicans want to schtoop you putzes back in the Nazi gas chambers."
Joe Biden uses Yiddish terms and faux-accent while speaking to a HUGE crowd of several dozen at the National Jewish Democratic Council. That's just "Joe being Joe" using holocaust imagery before a predominately Jewish audience.

"How chief! Romney Ryan heap big pale faces want to scalp you Injuns."

Joe Biden, to his Pai Gow dealer in a local Indian casino. That's just "Joe being Joe" as he builds little T.P.s with the dominoes he receives from the dealer.

"They gonna put y’all back in chains."

Our Vice President Joe Biden, before a HUGE crowd of 660 (for his standards) in Virginia... or South Carolina... Or Iowa. Hell, HE doesn't even know exactly where he is himself. That's just "Joe being Joe" using slave imagery before a predominately black audience.

OK, so that was too easy because it just happened yesterday. But let me ask you this. What if you were given these choices a week ago? I don't imagine it being quite so easy. Biden has proven time and time again that he will say anything, and "Barney Frankly" it wouldn't surprise me if he said one of the first two choices tomorrow, A few days ago, I blogged about how it's getting tougher to make fun of the democrats. With Biden, it is just plain impossible. There is not anything you could make up that is more outrageous than what actually escapes from his piehole.

Former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani on The Kudlow Report:
GIULIANI: Well, I think if it came from somebody serious maybe we’d get all excited about it. But the — I think the vice president of the United States has become a laugh line on late night television. I mean, he — I’ve never seen a vice president that has made as many mistakes, said as many stupid things. I mean, there’s a real fear if, God forbid, he ever had to be entrusted with the presidency, whether he really has the mental capacity to handle it. I mean, this guy just isn’t bright. He’s never been bright. He isn’t bright. And people think, ‘Well, he just talks a little too much.’ Actually he’s just not very smart.
 GOP Leader Reince Priebus on Hannity last night:  "... the only things that are shovel ready around here are the words coming out of Barack Obama and Joe Biden’s mouth.“

2 comments:

The Debonair Dudes World said...

Kind of reminds me of when the rabid ignorant Rep. Andre Carson, Democrat from Indiana said and I do Quote! "The Tea party wants blacks hanging on a tree"

Chuck said...

The problem is that the right is talking Obama into dumping Joe.

We want him on the ticket