A Holiday Carol: Obamaneezer Screwed Us, Every One!
Obamaneezer Scrooge was better than his word to his secular radical leftist base. He did it all, and infinitely more; as for Tiny Tim, Obamacare finished him off, BUT Little Tiny Tim's crutch was redistributed, just as he would have wanted! Obamaneezer became as high a tax and spender, as skilled a class warfare master and economy destroyer the once good old city knew, or any other old city, town, or borough, in socialist Europe and communist Russia or China. Some people laughed to see his golf swing, but he let them laugh... The joke was on the fools who voted for him after all!
... and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep a golf tee time well, if any hack alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, Obamaneezer Screwed Us, Every One!
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