Monday, March 11, 2013

Obamacare doctor tells ancient egyptian mummy to "take a pill"

CT scans of 137 mummies showed evidence of atherosclerosis

137 mummies that have been dead for thousands of years have just received very expensive CT scans by obamacare panel. This is approximately the same waiting period for this procedure under obamacare, and they have been prescribed Lipitor.
 
In other news, Queen Bethsheba has been prescribed Activia.

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