Saturday, November 23, 2013

Dreams on Airforce One (S1, Episode 2) Starring President Obama and special guest Kanye West

President Obama took a seat by the window of Air force One, as was his habit, so he could read about himself in natural light. The flight was going to be a short one and he was looking forward to that afternoon's day of golf. "I haven't had a vacation in over 10 days!," he pondered to himself. 

He scanned the headlines for articles that mentioned his greatness. It didn't used to be this hard. His handlers were careful to go over each newspaper beforehand with a wide-tipped Black Sharpie felt pen and black out any rare occurrence of negative press. It seemed each day's edition was marked up more than the last, but today's paper was ridiculous! His handlers told Barack that there must have been a press malfunction at the newspaper because, except for the Sports and Entertainment Sections, today's edition was almost entirely black ink.
As the plane reached cruising altitude, Barack turned to Entertainment and found some legible newsprint. His eye was immediately drawn to this headline:

Kanye West Debuts Sexy Music Video for 'Bound 2'

Excitedly, Barack inserted his custom-made and over-sized ear buds and selected Kanye's 'Bound 2' on his iPod for what must have been the hundreth time, he put the seat back in recline and hits 'PLAY"... the music begins, and as the piano entrance is at it's peak, Barack mumbles, "uh huh honey!," and begins to read the story.

President Obama shocks the world with his appearance in Kanye West's racy new video. Kanye West didn't have to look far for a replacement costar to ride shotgun nude with him in the music video for his new song "Bound 2" after he surprisingly dumped his ex-fiancé Kim Kardashian. His racy costar is none other than President Obama, who helps turn up the heat in the road-trip-themed clip.

 Just who is that riding dirty and topless on Kanye West's motorcycle?


Suddenly, Airforce One hit an air pocket momentarily jarring Obama awake in his airplane seat. He looked down at the newspaper lying open on his lap. He had fallen asleep while reading the article and listening to Kanye's mellifluous and delicious rhymes.

"It was all a dream," the president whispered through uncontrolled sobs.

Click here for the 'Pilot' Episode of Dreams on Airforce One 

2 comments:

WomanHonorThyself said...

ah yes he and his posse of immoral decadent low lifes....hope alls well my friend~!

DaBlade said...

Hi WHT! Life is good and getting better, as a wise man in my family likes to say. Hope all is well with you and yours.