Thursday, February 27, 2014

Sorry, But Today's Blog Rife With N-words

National Football League owners are considering instituting a 15-yard penalty for any NFL player caught using the N-word on the field.

If the rule change is endorsed by the NFL Competition committee meeting next week in Naples, Florida, it will be presented to owners for a vote.

WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG TO BRING TO THE FUTURE FOR AN EMERGENCY APOLOGY:

Dear Blog of the future,

I want to apologize sincerely to you for using (Blank)-words repeatedly and callously in the  above news (Oops! I meant "_ews") story. I _ow know that the original (Blank)-word was meant as a secret pejorative by those white, rich plantation (Blank)FL owners of the past (way back in 2014). It was offered as a substitute for an actual racial slur used, ironically, by the _FL players those crackers used to refer to as "African-Americans".

All day long you would hear those smug and racist progressive cracker _ews people reporting on this _FL rule change saying, "(Blank)-word" this, and "(Blank)-word" that. Truly disgusting to see those old news reels from this disappointing chapter of our _ation's history in 2014.

Thankfully, our King Barrack Hussein Obama instituted that executive order with his pen during his 3rd term which immediately had stricken from our language the use of ANY word that began with the 14th letter of the alphabet, and only begrudgingly permitting use of the 14th letter of the alphabet in the body of a word (as long as the tax-per-use was paid).

This was done because it is now understood by you blog readers of the future that when a cracker would literally say the "(Blank)-word" as a substitute for the actual racial slur, they were thinking about the full racial slur in their heads. UNACCEPTABLE!

As we look back during this time, it is almost funny. First, the _FL instituting the 15-yard penalty for use of the racial slur in 2014. Now we have them shot in the face if the perp is a cracker. Of course, use of this word is still permitted if used by a brutha and it is pronounced as if it ends with the letter "A".

WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG TO RETURN TO THE RACIST YEAR OF 2014:

So in conclusion, I hope you crackers have learned something. No we can't get to that racial harmonious utopia today. But we can hasten its coming, and we can start by lobbying the _FL to institute a game misconduct for any openly heterosexual player who substitutes a racial slur with "the 14th letter of the alphabet hypen word" (but only if they suffer from caucasian persuasion).

THE END