Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Trump's Mt McKinley Casino & Resort

Trump promised yesterday, per his Twitter:

President Obama wants to change the name of Mt. McKinley to Denali after more than 100 years. Great insult to Ohio. I will change back!

However, after having slept on the problem, he instead built a new 1620-Story skyscraper next to the mountain. The new Mt. McKinley Casino & Resort becomes the world's tallest building by a factor of about ten, and standing at 30,250 feet tall, is 12 foot taller than the mountain Obama just re-named Denali.

"Now maybe Boehner will stop sobbing," said Trump.

6 comments:

Z said...

there isn't anything to say about this post but CLEVER, AMAZINGLY FUNNY, NOT FAR ENOUGH FROM TRUMP'S TRUTH, and THANK YOU! HILARIOUS!

Ed Bonderenka said...

How to Trump Obama.

Kid said...

Yes, Good one. I'm with Z. Well, I wish I was with Z.

Z said...

Kid....:-)

DaBlade said...

Z, Thanks. Glad you giggled! That does sound like Trump's hubris, though I don't think he would put anybody else's name on the thing :)

Ed, If the Mt McKinley Casino & Resort includes a day spa and golf course at the foot hills, Obama will book the entire thing for a few billion on our dime.

Kid, Hey, you got a wink :)

cube said...

Hee Hee. I'm with Z too... not that there's anything wrong with that ;)