Monday, May 29, 2017

North Korea Launches skinless Beef Hot Dog

CTN - North Korea launched a 14k-lb ballistic skinless beef hot dog today, believed to be a Nathan’s and Curtis BEEF MASTER Beef Frank that was recently recalled last week due to metal materials in the product. The hot dog scud appears to be propelled by a single liquid-fuel rocket engine burning French's yellow mustard. 

Defense Secretary James Mattis states that if these tainted dogs get into terrorist's hands, it would be catastrophic.

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Now a pause to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defense of this nation.  Friends, relatives, neighbors. Patriots, all.  The Chattering Teeth Bunker is filling later today for a Memorial Day picnic. My dual Weber grills will be fired up for freedom!

7 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

Not to enjoy would be to waste what they helped preserve.

Kid said...

What Ed Said.

DaBlade said...

Uhhuh. that's how we do!

dr hirkimer said...

You have the best news covfefe.

cube said...

I like the pop myself.

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This is a strange thing that the Korea has introduced. Skinless hot dogs are not imaginable atleast in the USA. I don't know how it would look and taste like.

DaBlade said...

I agree, ECR... Unimaginable. Is there no limits to this despot's attack against dogs and all that is American?