Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Pelosi and Schumer make thoughtful pitch for the dissolution of these United States

First, our great President, Mr Donald J Trump, delivered a much overdue address to the nation from the Oval Office pitching to the American public the need for funding the border wall. Next came the response from Pelosi and Schumer. I had no intention of watching it...

but just as I was reaching for the TV remote,  there they were...  the camera begins to pan in on two macabre figures behind some kind of torture podium... "are these demons from the depths of hell?," I ponder... shivers down my spine, I begin to tremble... I try to scream as the figures now fill my screen and the plastic faced apparition begins to speak..
finally I find my voice... REDRUM!!! 


Pelosi and Schumer's response was even mocked on social media.

HERE'S NANCY AND CHUCK! now that'll give ya nightmares.

will somebody give Schumer a toy train to play with, and maybe an extra dose of powder on the massive forehead, as my my large, flat screen LED is being taxed to it's limits...

3 comments:

Kid said...

Hahha!

Personally I think Schmuck and Nana need to have some fur applied to them and be sent to a lab rat testing facility. Before any of the techs find out they're actually partially human, it'll be too late !

Squeeeeeeeeeeee !

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

DaBlade said...

Schmuck and Nana banished to a Pet Semetary? I like it.

Ed Bonderenka said...

It was odd to see Schumer face on for so long.
I'm used to seeing the top of his head as he drones on in the senate looking over the top of his glasses at his notes.
If anyone ever gave the impression of an out of touch fogey, it's Chuckles.