Sunday, August 2, 2020

"Lunch Bucket" Joe in Biden's Basement Playhouse!

I remember watching Pee-wee's Playhouse every Saturday morning in my youth from 1986 to 1990 (my late 20's).  I'm not sure if I was the target demographic, but that sh@# was funny. 

Pee Wee , a/k/a Paul Reubens, eventually lost his gig after being arrested in a theater for indecent exposure, which made me think of Joe Biden. We already KNOW Biden is a pervert, with all of the pictures circulating of him smelling & biting young, white girls. 

So what better replacement for Pee Wee as host of a re-imagined Playhouse than "Lunch Bucket" Joe in Biden's Basement Playhouse! 



The premise of the original show (per wiki) is that Pee-wee Herman plays in his fantastic Playhouse in Puppetland. The premise of the reboot will be that Lunch Bucket Joe hides out in his suburban basement in Dementialand. 

All of the original characters return, as the Basement is filled with toys, gadgets, talking furniture and appliances. Hillarity ensues, as the only one who can hear the talking inanimate objects in Dementialand is Lunch Bucket Joe. 



The show will follow the original format, with a stream of guests like Pantsuit Hillary, Crypt keeper Ruthie Ginsburg, Googly-eyed Cowboy Booker, The Dancing Bartender AOC, and the Jihad Twins Rashida Tlaib & Ilhan Omar, just to name a few.

There will be a Show and Tell and animal segment, with the pilot featuring numerous black children bringing in a boxes of roaches while our beloved host is soaking in an onstage kiddie pool. The children reportedly will reach in the pool and rub his blonde leg hairs down while the country continues to burn thru the cartoon window, HAHAHA!

NARRATOR: And now kids, it's time for our weekly cartoon, The Adventures of Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier!

This show is filmed before a live studio audience of prepubescent girls for the host to sniff during commercial breaks. 

Secret word of the day... Malarkey!

7 comments:

  1. Boxes of roaches.
    Plentiful since pot was legalized.

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  2. I think a Joe show would be great. Slip some cue cards in there that are blank.

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  3. Do you Democrats feel like IDIOTS yet for supporting "Black Lives Matter"???

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  4. hey all, i've been on another extended blog break. thanks for not forgetting about me. I'll be around to your places soon!

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    1. DaBlade,
      i've been on another extended blog break

      I get that! I did the same not long ago -- after the death of my dearest friend and some medical issues here in the AOW household.

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  5. On top of that, moisture in basements can start a rash of mold and mildew infestation that can attack all organic materials that you are keeping in this room. Chicago basement

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