BREAKING: Evidence of Kamala's previous work at McDonald's

 Algore's internets is full of Trump McDonald memes today after his historic work as the fry cook and drive thru dude yesterday in PA., and I'm Lovin' It! 

Kamala claims to have worked at McDonald's despite no evidence... UNTIL NOW! DaBlade from Chattering Teeth News has found the evidence that Kamala used to work as the Ball Pit Czar in the 90's. 

"Many have long speculated that Kamala's political career was due to her work in the ball pit, and now we have the receipts," stated the handsome 'Blade, now a recluse who avoids the spotlight after a long and illustrious blogging career.

Kamala's PlayPlace is no more, since McDonald's have long since got rid of their ball pits. They were found to be Petri dishes of germs, and found to contain more than 31 different types of bacteria. The generation of kids who were brought up with the Mickey D's ball pit will forever cherish those memories, as will Willy Brown, Montel Williams, and countless others.

One of my favorite blog posts derived from my fertile mind was the "Politicians in cars getting Cheeseburgers," whereby Trump entertains visiting dignitaries, royalty from overseas, business tycoons - or just Whenever he gets a hankerin' for a late night cheeseburger - the president calls down to his secret motor pool to have James 'Mad Dog' Mattis pull around to the South Lawn door for a quick exfil and gettaway from CNN fake news reporter, Jim Acosta, who is usually hiding naked in some White House bushes taking notes (or something).

Mad Dog has been President Trump's wheelman and impromptu valet ever since he resigned as Secretary of Defense last December. Today, he is driving a mini eco car in order to throw off the press pool, who would never dream that Trump would ever ride in an environmentally friendly car. What they don't know is that Trump had his smart cars retrofitted to run on high octane Polar Bear blood.

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