PINK FLOYD -Obama: Thank you to the citizens of Berlin... blah blah blather... I come to Berlin as so many of my countrymen have come before. Tonight, I speak to you not as a candidate for President...
Another Brick in the Wall Part 1
Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall.
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!"
Me: Oh thank God!
Obama: but as a citizen -- a proud citizen of the United States, and a fellow citizen of the world.
Me: Crap. It was just a figure of speech. And what's this "citizen of the world" bull?
Obama:I know that I don't look like the Americans who've previously spoken in this great city.
Me:Sorry. I don't have a race card. Go fish!
Obama: The journey that led me here is improbable.
Me:What, did you take a Prius?
Obama: At the height of the Cold War... blah blah blather. [10 minute history lesson]
Me:My eyes, they're feeling droopy. The cadence of your voice, Barry, is sweet nectar to my ears. I no longer care that you have no idea what you are doing or talking about.
Obama:on the day when the first American plane touched down at Templehof... [more history lessons]
Me:You had me at hello you dreamboat...
Obama:In the winter, a heavy fog filled the sky above, and many planes were forced to turn back...
Me:Tears are welling up in the corner of my eyes over the beautiful, albeit empty rhetoric, flowing from the fountain of Barack, like water over rocks in a babbling brook. Babbling. uhhh... It's hypnotic.
Obama:People of the world -- look at Berlin, where a wall came down...
Me:It all makes perfect sense now. Bush bad. The surge worked but he still wouldn't have ordered it.
Obama: People of the world -- this is our moment. This is our time. People of the world!
Me:Yes! I am one with the body! Landru speaks to me! Peace. Love. Hope. Change be upon you. Are you of the body?
Wake up people! Obama is a snake oil salesman. What's that in his hand?...
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
PINK FLOYD -
Another Brick in the Wall Part 2
We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.