Pope Benedict races to the Bubble Domescope in his retofitted Popemobile in an attempt to fix it's numerous flaws. Hubble astronauts from the shuttle Atlantis thought they had it rough dodging space junk. It is nothing compared to the danger of the low orbit the Bubble finds itself in.
Please be advised - Chattering Teeth is a thrilling, high speed, turbulent blog that includes sharp turns, sudden drops and stops. Please secure all hats, glasses, pocket protectors and loose change before embarking. For your safety, please keep your arms and legs within the blog at all times until it comes to a complete stop. In the unlikely event it becomes necessary for this blog to make a water landing, your seat cushion may function as a floatation device.
If you are a democrat, please refer to placards for a graphic demonstration on how to engage a seat belt. We know this advanced technology can be frightening at first, especially if you're no Thomas Einstein. Please seek the help of a Republican if you entangle yourself. Enjoy the ride!!!