Wednesday, June 17, 2009

insect politics

This summer, the insect who dreamt he was a man. But now the dream is over...
Chattering Teeth Pictures Presents...
RETURN OF THAT IRRITATING FLY!




"Am I becoming a hundred-and-eighty-five-pound fly? No, I'm becoming something that never existed before. I'm becoming... Bidenfly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?



"Help me?" Help us all. Look who was secretly stowed away in the teleporter with Biden and the housefly...



Thank goodness Helen came out of the experience unscathed.

7 comments:

dmarks said...

I love that picture of Shelob at the end. She is a poster child for the worst of pseudo "journalism".

Oh wait. Maybe she isn't as bad as Dan "Here's an exclusive JFK report from information I found on Jack Ruby's Blackberry" Rather.

WomanHonorThyself said...

lol..were in deeeeeeeeeeeep trouble dude!

cube said...

With Bidenfly down were's left with VP Pelosi? Oh the humanity!!!!

Z said...

Where is PETA? Didn't THEY have something to say about this incredibly cruel killing of an ANIMAL?
Oh, no...it was THE ONE, THAT's okay..HE can do no wrong!! (HEH)

Helen Thomas...will she EVER retire? After the swatting Gibbs has been giving her, you'd think she'd be ready!

Great post...

RightKlik said...

It's really not a good idea to go it alone against the insects. And how about extending an open hand rather than delivering a slap?

Pasadena Closet Conservative said...

OK, thanks a lot. Now I'm going to have nightmares tonight about all these political insects buzzing around me while I sleep. Aaaarrrrgggghhh!

DaBlade said...

dmarks- LOL! That IS a toss up. Did Kenneth ever find his frequency?
WHT- Do you have a really big fly swatter I could borrow? :)
cube- vp pelosi? ewww. where's the can of Raid?
Z- But Obama will raise it on the last day, dontcha know.
rk- good point. He didn't even try an open dialog. The fly simply wanted to talk and Obama reacted to this weakness. Maybe there is a lesson there for him he will learn.... nah.
PCC- Sorry. I will try to keep the blog bug-free. The fault lies with the visit from that lib the other day.