Wednesday, July 15, 2009

FLASH: Obama's Teleprompter OD'd on Eloquence

Toxicology results from the teleprompter autopsy are back, and indications are that TOTUS was abusing Eloquence, a more potent derivative of the hallucinogenic drug, Ecstasy. Plug marks were reportedly found up and down TOTUS' cord. Speculation is that TOTUS was under a lot of pressure and stress over Obama's upcoming schedule of speeches.

A public memorial ceremony for TOTUS is scheduled for Friday at The Staples Center.

4 comments:

WomanHonorThyself said...

haha luv it!

cube said...

Poor TOTUS. It couldn't handle the lies either. The next generation of TOTUSI will be better equipped.

Z said...

oh, noooooooooooooo! STAPLES CENTER? That means Los Angeles is paying AGAIN!! ggrrrr

"COME ONE, COME ALL! Let ANY celeb you Americans adore die and have the funeral HERE, WE don't mind$$$ We've got PLENTY of $$ to spare!"
Man, if TOTUS really DID die, we know who'd be mourning the MOST! 'Mr WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT IT?Obama'!

The Pajama Underground said...

That's the thing about eloquence...you start out with just a taste...next thing you know, you'd sell out your country for fix.