Monday, July 6, 2009

Return of the Chattering Teeth

Thank goodness I watched Jack Bauer and '24' last season or I would have been clueless on the air-conditioning ductwork of that big white house and therefore been unable to make my escape. That was actually a week ago. Where have I been since then? Hanging low.

The DaBlade's piled into the Chattering Teeth mobile and we headed north, pulling the weather-beaten 15-year-old popup camper. Mrs. DaBlade had scheduled a visit with Michigan Tech. for our middle boy, so I had the bright idea to turn this into a camping trip.

Pictured below is a roadside thermometer-styled sign that advertises the snowfall amount from the prior year.

M.T.U. is located in Houghton, Michigan, in the Keweenaw, which is the upper peninsula OF the Upper Peninsula (that large land mass north of the mitten, just this side of the arctic circle). I knew it was cold and snowy in the winter, but how bad could it be in late June and early July? I'll tell you.

Though a little breezy upon our arrival, I was carefree as I set up the camper and adjacent tent with what I thought should prove to be an outstanding view of Lake Superior. However, immediately after completion of camp - the rains came - and came. And the temperature began to drop - and drop. And the winds began to blow - and blow. Gitche Gumee was crashing waves against her rocks as if she were angry at our intrusion.

And so the DaBlades huddled into the camper for the better part of three days, only leaving it's canvassed walls of "safety" for the mad bathroom dash through the bitter winds and driving monsoon of freezing rain. No Hobo pies or S'Mores around the campfire, no water-wings and Budweiser for me in the sun and surf. I went through almost two full tanks of propane just trying to keep the temperature high enough inside the colander camper to keep our blood circulating. It became more a matter of survival than of fun and frivolity. Seriously, it was freakin' cold! It was what I imagine it must be like at the Mt. Everest base camp.

So we did the university tour thingy. The next day was spent doing a road tour of the Keweenaw. Houghton... Hancock... Calumet... Copper harbor... Eagles Harbor. We even did an undergroung tour of the Quincey copper mine, where temperatures are a constant 40-something degrees, just so's we could warm up.

Having run out of things to do, we checked out a day early and headed SOUTH to spend the holiday in Mackinaw City. Never before has a dry 70 degrees felt so good. Our oldest boy turned 20 on July 3rd, so we spent his birthday on Mackinac island riding bicycles, eating fudge, and dodging horse manure piles. The climate at Wilderness State park allowed us to have a few campfires, complete with Hobo pies and S'Mores.

I'm back now and I have no idea what has been going on. Cold turkey from the Drudge Report and the blog roll will do that. Now I feel the pull back to the digital world and I feel the need to once again immerse in the comforting whirlpool of 1s and 0s.

13 comments:

Linda said...

Nice vacation, and welcome back. We've missed you!

Mr. Dart said...

We used to camp at F.J. McLain S.P. on Lake Superior every summer when I was a youth. Beautiful country.

Chuck said...

Keweenaw is a great area, when it's not raining. We spent a week last summer at a cabin by Houghton and had a great time. We had similar weather a few years ago in mid June in a tent at McClain. We got up ther and it was like 90 and humid, I was dying setting the tent up. The next time thunderstorms came through and the next two days were dry but spent around the fire trying to keep warm. It got down to the upper 30's at night.

Beatiful area though.

Cartman said...

Welcome back DaB, they didn't shoot you in the thigh.... did they ??





Romney/Palin 2012

Pasadena Closet Conservative said...

Let's see...let me think a moment...

no, you haven't missed a thing.

Welcome back!

cube said...

Good gravy. I wouldn't like that weather either.

DaBlade said...

Thanks Linda. A much needed rest.

Mr. Dart - That's a long commute from downstate, let alone South Carolina. Or are you not a native peach?

Chuck- It is a breathtaking area. I might have oversold the dampening effects of the weather. We had a great time tooling around up there. I'd go back (in August?)

Cartman - I was not shot in the thigh. Thankfully, Aaron took the bullet for me as I scampered down Pennsylvania.

Z said...

I can't READ your posts without laughing hysterically. Of course, THESE DAYS, that's a VERY good thing! LOVED THIS account. Even if you had to suffer to make us laugh!
SO COLD IN JULY? Maybe that weatherman who said we're going to have NO SUMMER this year was right.
"AL GORE...HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"

dmarks said...

Cartman: I'd never vote for Romney. He harassed me with an unsolicited robo-call. He didn't have enough decency to obey people's wishes as expressed by the "don't call list". Yes, the law does not force him to follow it, but if he did what was right, he would have followed it.

Palin? She's OK. She's not harassed me by phone.

RightKlik said...

You picked a great time to get away from the news.

Cartman said...

dm -
I know. I hate those God fosaken calls too. I never even let 'em finish before deleting.
I just love tweakin the left with the name "Palin" Reminds me of Young Frankenstein when Eye-gor would say "Blucher" and the horses reared and whinneyed. Say "Palin" to a leftie and it's like showing a cross to a vampire.

DaBlade said...

Thanks Z! You're too kind to me, but I like!

Mr. Dart said...

Back then our drive was approx. an hour and a half longer than yours is today, Blade.