Obama's planned Back To School indoctrination speech meeting some resistance

Mister President, what is it exactly that you want to tell our kids in your planned return to school talk?



Oh, I feel much better now. Into your cult of personality I commend my child's education. I'm sure the day will start with The Pledge and end with a song.



Amid the controversy and furor, Obama is being pressured to drop the public option for his planned Back To School address. A defiant Obama insisted:

"If you like the teacher your child has, then you can keep that teacher. Nobody is going to force your little Johnny or Sally to watch."

"If you like your child's school, you keep it." As long as they meet all the new regulations and lesson plans I favor."

"As an aside, and as a totally unrelated housekeeping NEA funding issue, I would ask all teachers to simply email me their attendance list at bhusseino@fishy.gov for September 8th."

As for the speech titled, "Silly Season - The Audacity of my Detractors" by Barack Hussein Obama, The White House plans to release the speech online Monday so parents can read it.

I don't know about you, but my ALERT level spikes whenever Osama Bin Laden releases a new video from his cave, but nothing beats the pucker factor when Obama plans a speech to our children.