Avast matees, as yee might imagine from the picture taken betwixt 17 er 18 yearrrs ago, International Talk Like A Pirate Day always be a pretty larrrrge deal around DaBlade's house, even beforrre the scalawags Ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy declarrred it a holiday in 1995.
Me first mate apearrrs to rrrather be in Davy Jones' Lockerrr than talkin' like a pirate with his fatherrr, but the day has grown on him like barnacles on the hull of me grand ship. Heee beee no landlubber.
If I know me son, there be a few "Damn ye, yellow-bellied sapsuckers" bein' thrown 'round the Keenan dorm room today. "Aye, dat be me boy!"
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