Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Some things are just better when they come in pairs.

Welcome to Decembrow.
Inspired by “Movember”, where male participants grow mustaches during the month of November for the purpose of raising money and awareness to fight prostate cancer, feministing.com is encouraging their female readers to grow a unibrow for "the cause of (their) choice".

"Decembrow is, of course, all about the brow. Specifically, the unibrow."

DaBlade's latest tweet to God:"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND DECEMBROW IS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."

Per the article's author, DECEMBROW is all about "challenging cultural norms about women’s facial hair". Really? What about a cause? Sounds to me like these ladies are "chomping at the bit" to put "the cart in front of the horse" here, just so they can get their testosterone on.

Hmmm. As a victim of over-active brow follicle growth since childhood, I should warn you ladies that unibrows are not all glitter and glamour like they sound. Sure, what lady wouldn't want to be mistaken for Abe Vigoda in drag? It's just that it reeks havoc on the posture.

I shudder to think what could be next for these women.
JAN-EAR-ARY? BACKTOBER? NOSE-VEMBER?

At least The Ladies of the Lingerie Football League
seem to hold a contrarian view.

2 comments:

Chuck said...

You know, I never give the animal rights movement much thought until now. With the LFL supporting it, the movement has credibility.

Sure, what lady wouldn't want to be mistaken for Abe Vigoda in drag?

LMAO

DaBlade said...

With the LFL supporting it, the movement has credibility.

Right back at ya! Good one.