IN THE NEWS: Some stolen truck carrying a "delicate cargo" of a radioactive element was found in Mexico. Experts aren't sure of the thief's motives and are in the process of counting some pellet thingys. I'm sure there is nothing to worry about.
and now a word from our sponsor...
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RUN TO THE BORDER... UHH, then maybe the nearest clinic.
Disclaimer: May cause slight discoloration of lips and tongue and mind numbing pain until offending body parts are removed with box cutter knife found in your glove compartment. Excessive bleeding from all orifices should be expected. Fourth meal regret strikes without warning shortly after consumption.
#Walkaway - Have you heard of the #walkaway movment? Walk Away? Been There, Done That ... Pictured above are two more reasons why it's such a great idea. :)
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