One day, Andrew Cuomo dies and finds himself in front of St. Peter standing guard at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. As Cuomo tries to advance, he finds his way is barred and the Heavenly Gate closed. St. Peter begins to read from a scroll:
Your problem was yourself. Who were you? Were you this extreme and unrepentent Democrat who supported abortion as a made-up right for a mother to execute her unborn child - the very essence of the innocent among you? Were you an unrepentant Democrat who embraced without apology the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers? Is that who you were? Because if that’s who you were and you're an unrepentant Democrat, you have no place in Heaven, because that’s not who God's chosen are.
Oh, and the Boss remembers getting booed at the 2012 Democrat Convention. Bad form bro.
Now down the stairs and off to the cellar you go. There is a dude named "Adolf" with a funny 'stache and pants around his ankles who has been asking for you.
Judge much, mister Chattering teeth? That's just like you Christian, pro-life, Tea (blog edit:Drinkers!) You are ALL just a bunch of intolerant hick haters who think you're holier than thou and better than everyone else!
Whoa, hold on a second, progressive disembodied voice in my head. I KNOW I am a sinner, but the difference is that I don't love my sins. I don't uplift my sins and demand they be treated as equivalent when they are anathema to moral and natural law. Intolerant? Who is banning who here? Consider this your "Jacob Marley" moment while there is still time to sever the chains that bind you.
The problem in today's culture, as I see it, is that there are too many people that "don't want to step on any toes" and are willing to accept just about any perversion from their neighbors, lest they be called intolerant.
"When someone has a defect, the good friend is the one who tells him."
Cardinal Fernando Sebastián Aguilar
In the meantime, Cuomo and the rest of the progressives can kiss my a$$.