Dem Sheila Jackson Lee Thinks the Constitution is 400 Years Old
Now she is saying that she misspoke and meant to state the Bible is 400 years old.
In either case, she is correct, as President Obama has signed a late night executive order proclaiming all documents written by old dead crackers and Jews to be considered exactly 400 years old retroactively.
The mainstream media has jumped on board to mock the rightwing extremists for calling out Miss Lee prematurely, in what had to be an attack purely motivated by racism.
H.R. 4138 – Executive Needs to Faithfully Observe and Respect Congressional Enactments of the Law (ENFORCE the Law) Act of 2014
(Rep. Gowdy, R-South Carolina, and 11 cosponsors)
LEE: Clearly, a bill that would demand President Obama follow the constitution is unconstitutional, as the document was written with a f%^*ing feather and a jar of ink by the neanderthals and early cave people. Obama has a pen, but more importantly, Obama has a ball point pen. They didn't have those suckers 400 years ago.