If you're like me, you spoil your chicken.
a virtual reality headset so he has the freedom to roam without the roaming, so he can cross the road without leaving the safety of the coop, and for making him believe he is a free-range chicken. Sometimes, just to mess with him, I load the Colonel's program. Never fails! He always gives me the chicken finger for that.
Speaking of bucket lists, my chicken has always wanted to be a Chattering Teeth blog guest columnist. Today is the day! It will give me a chance to try out his Virtual Reality Headset. I hope you find him as insightful as I do. Take it away Mister Chicken!
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Sorry about that. I think the chicken has been into the zebra fishes' vodka stash.->->
With All the Pathetic Sniveling Bullshit Excuses Being Bandied About for Why the Hildebeast Lost the Election - I thought I'd put the Real Story Out. Trump Won Because: - He was not a politician - MAGA - Didn't insult us with agenda items like 'job creation'...
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