...resulting in rioting in Ferguson, Missouri.
Made you look!
Actually, Lauren Bacall died at the ripe old age of 89 from natural causes, and as far as I know she never appeared on Keeping up with the Kardashians, so coverage should be somewhat minimal on the death of this talented actress.
In other important world news...
Obama played his third round of golf yesterday in just four days on vacation at Martha’s Vineyard. That's the 30th round of the year and 187th of his presidency. Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has petitioned the UN for a resolution to call for an obama golf cease fire, due to obama's propensity to fire errant shots into innocent civilians.
It is being reported widely (on this blog) that obama got angry at his caddy who suggested he take the putter head cover off before trying to putt calling the suggestion “horseshit.”
Hey, its not ALL playtime for the president. obama’s fundraiser Monday evening was the 400th he has held as president... That’s just about one every five days. THAT is some laser-like focus!
Now if only I could find some kind of information or remote story regarding that recent celebrity hanging so I could also glorify suicide. Ah well. Maybe I do need one of them hand-held tweeter machines the kids seem to love so much.
Showering Together - Gee, I don’t know….WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WOMEN MILITARY HAVING TO GET USED TO MEN IN THE SHOWERS AND BATHROOMS WITH THEM? GeeeeeZ
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