Friday, March 13, 2015

I have a pen and I have a hammer

My hammer controversy just keeps getting worse ever since I made this FaceBook post a few days ago:

Full disclosure . I only carry one hammer for convenience, rather than one hammer for work and my separate personal hammer. I hope this doesn't cause an issue. as an underwriter, I rarely have official need for a hammer, but desire one numerous times per day.


When my friend Ed commented this:
"You can have two hammer heads on one handle. One personal and one for work."

I initially discounted his suggestion, but then I saw THIS.
UNITED NATIONS — Reclusive conservative blogger known as DaBlade from Chattering Teeth used a private hammer for "convenience" but has since released all bent nails he pulled from his studio walls that were randomly hammered between his nonsensical blog posts.

I knew my troubles were just beginning. I was not aware of the need for a permit to carry a concealed hammer in my pants.

Looking back, it would have been better for me to use two separate hammers and two separate boxes of nails. I thought using one hammer device would be simpler. Obviously, it hasn't worked out that way.

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