Hillary Says She’s ‘Fought Children And Families All Her Career’ in Campaign Announcement
You may remember State Department political apologist Marie Harf's performance just last week in explaining what Obama meant to say in a recent NPR interview when he got 'a Little Mixed Up' in admitting his Iran deal assured them of getting nukes.
Miss Harf is back, having been hired by Hillary to help her with an expected unending litany of gaffes. Lets listen in to her press conference and the downloading of talking points to the state-controlled media on what Hillary's campaign announcement meant to say.
"Outside of a hand full of underage female White House interns during her husband's presidency, Hillary has not fought children and families All her career," stated miss Barf.
That campaign message was "a little mixed up” and “a little muddled,” and Hillary was referring to a hypothetical future state of affairs in which she is somehow not elected president in 2016.
"If I'm cheated out of the presidency again, the gloves are coming off! Unless you vote for me in 2016, I will personally kick your children's a$$es!," slurred Hillary.
The State Department blames Hillary's irrational statements on the lingering effects of her cankle accident. "If you've ever tripped and fallen while dodging imaginary Bosnian gunfire - hitting your head on your club-like cankle which resulted in a subdural hematoma of the transverse sinus venous thrombosis, you know how painful that can be."