MOE, as in Moe Howard, an American actor and comedian best known as the de facto leader of the Three Stooges.
HOMINID, as in any bipedal primate mammal of the family Hominidae, also known as great apes (per Merriam-Webster).
WARNING! The following is a GRAPHIC depiction of Moe Howard in an evolution sketch, and may be offensive to lovers of the slapstick profiteer.
CHATTERING TEETH EDITORIAL BOARD - We here at the spacious CT News studio & Spa are united in our outrage at this offensive event. We don't think it's a smart strategy to provoke the legions of delirious Stooge fans by disparaging their icon.
Oh sure, that amendment thingy that talks about free speech is just fine, and everything is all 'grins and giggles' until somebody gets the twin-fingered eye poke. Or the overhead pendulum closed-fisted skull bob. Or slapped and pushed, only to trip and fall over the stooge's partner who was surreptitiously squatting behind you on all fours.
The future must not belong to those who slander the Stooges.
The Three Stooges Fan Club has posted this bizarre warning on TVLand, which some have interpreted as a threat of more eye-gouging, hand-biting and belly-punching from their 71 highly trained fanatics.
and that's the memo.
In other news, the mainstream media is now insisting that Pamela Geller be forced to bake a cake for jihadist's wedding.
BTW, if your 'religion' is fueled by hatred and indiscriminate killing, as opposed to being fueled by love and indiscriminate charity - you're doing it wrong.
In conclusion, its important to note that we are at war with the izlamofascists. As for the Stooges? Stand down! You wouldn't scream "FIRE" in a crowded theater, and you sure wouldn't scream "NIAGARA FALLS" at a Stooge festival.
Niagara Falls?... Sloooowly I turned...