Monday, May 4, 2015

Texas Hunting Blind

Don't mess with Texas. Fly, meet honey.

SALE! The manufacturer has lost his head! Buy one virgin decoy for $99.99 and get 71 virgin decoys free!

In other news, 
Police kill 2 gunmen outside Muhammad cartoon event in Texas

Will obama seek charges against the police officers involved in this shooting?

11 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

Man, you had espresso this morning, eh?

DaBlade said...

a DOUBLE. So can I put you down for an order of decoys?

Z said...

hilarious.

By the way, I actually DID have that thought..."Will the Obama thugs charge those cops?"
I wouldn't be surprised. One doesn't kill muslims in THIS country and get away with it!

Z said...

You know, your 'prove you're not a robot' now has pictures instead of numbers or letters...you "pick the cake".
I feel like people can't READ anymore so they have to use PICTURES! (i know that's not the reason, but ....REALLY? It's not quicker just to type 3755?? !!

Ed Bonderenka said...

I fail the pictures more than the obscure numbers!

Ed Bonderenka said...

And this time, I just had to click a box.

DaBlade said...

Hmmm... I didn't purposefully add that robot check... I wonder if I can turn it off. I never have to verify my own comments so I don't notice it until someone complains. By the way, I AM a robot, but you knew that, right?

Sparky said...

This is getting serious. I'm thankful I live in another part of God's Country (Georgia) and we have no need of decoy's. Gotta new "double" of my own just waiting to be christened. ~:)

cube said...

What do you want to bet they're BOTH moslem converts and not just the one they have identified?

Anyway, I hope they're enjoying their virgins in hell... they're hot, but not in a good way.

DaBlade said...

Spark, two barrels are better than one!
cube, I agree... and that body armor they're wearing still no help :)

Z said...

I did know that, Jer.
And it's not so big a deal that you'd have to change it, just thought I'd mention why I think they're doing that...and hoping it's NOT for that reason...that people don't know their numbers!!
Ed, I know! Sometimes it's tough to tell :-)