Sunday, July 5, 2015

Hillary's Cattle Futures, Part II

Hillary Clinton campaign corrals media - used a rope to keep journalists away from the candidate on Saturday while she walked in this small town's July Fourth parade.

"They allowed themselves to be meekly herded – and be held back by – sneering interns carrying a rope."

PICTURED: Clinton staffer encourages journalist to step up the pace.

After the cankle walk parade, Hillary and her aids were brisked away in limos. The crowd slowly dispersed in order to continue their holiday celebrations elsewhere. All across the country, 4th of July celebrations were in full force. Barbeques, beaches, boats, bars and fireworks displays at dusk.  

As the sun rose on July 5th, an early riser taking her dog for a walk down Main St. discovered a horrific sight. The journalists were still trapped by the Hillary parade rope line from the day before. The witness immediately called 9-1-1.

OPERATOR: 911, what's your emergency?

LADY: Yah, I'd like to report a corral of journalists trapped in the road by a rope line. It appears they've been there since yesterday. They look hungry and thirsty! I'm a New Hampshire Democrat. If anything happens to the press, I literally won't know what to think! Please send help!


New Hampshire firefighters rushed to the scene, as their sirens filled the air. The jaws of life were used to free journalists at various stages of dehydration and hypothermia. None of the journalists would leave the area after being freed from the rope line until at last a Hillary staffer appeared on the scene and told them it was ok for them to go home.

6 comments:

Jess said...

I'm really glad they didn't haul them in a pickup. If the pickup ran off the road into deep water, I doubt a one would have the presence of mind to open the tailgate for escape.

DaBlade said...

HAHA! Especially if the tailgate was locked! Horrors!

Z said...

Ya, I saw this talked about on TV, too! AMAZING.... and they STOOD FOR IT? (pardon the pun)...
Imagine a Republican doing this/ OH MY GOSH!!!
Jerry; great post.

Ed Bonderenka said...

http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/01/queen-hillary-to-adoring-subject-go-to-the-end-of-the-line/

DaBlade said...

Z, just more of the double standards. I will say this... I believe there is finally a Hillary accomplishment I admire. Not enough to vote for her, but literally roping these reporters has finally given her one in the plus column.

Ed, this doesn't look like Hillary's first rodeo. She sports the rope marks herself.

cube said...

I saw this on a UK paper. Had it been a republican, we would've heard about it 24/7. I'm sick of this uneven playing field.