MY HEART YEARNS FOR YOUR THIRST. MY IMPATIENT EAGERNESS PASSIONATELY YEARNS FOR YOUR APPETITE. MY DESIRE ATTRACTS YOUR SYMPATHETIC LONGING. YOU ARE MY SEDUCTIVE SYMPATHY. MY PRECIOUS WISH.
A) Donald Trump to his 'hot' daughter
B) A really thirsty Marco Rubio
C) MUC, the Manchester University Computer
Per wiki: "The Turing test is a test, developed by Alan Turing in 1950, of a machine's ability to exhibit intelligent behavior equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, that of a human."