Hurricanes no threat during Obama's reign (Climate Denied!)
In Obama's nomination victory in 2008, he made the claim that, "This was the moment - this was the time - when we came together to ... when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
Boy, was he right, or what?
Remember, Obama had been president-elect for ONLY 3 DAYS when he turned Hurricane Paloma away from our shores by the sheer force of his planet-healing will.
As you can see from the chart, it took Texas oilman George W. Bush a few years in order to unleash his environmental destruction, but once he got going - BOY, HOWDY!
In the 2004 and 2005 seasons, Bush manipulated the climate and created 11 named hurricanes that caused untold damage and ruin. Everybody remember Katrina? Bush created and steered that storm, not just into the gulf and towards Louisiana, but directly into the Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans while he watched his handiwork from 10,000 feet through the window of his cushy jet. Hmmm. Wonder why Mister Bush!
So be a Climate Denier all you want, but the tally of the tape don't lie, bro! 18 destructive storms under Texas oilman Bush, to only 4 minor dust-ups that created INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES and INFRASTRUCTURE SHOVEL-READY JOBS under President Obama.
So excuse me if I don't get excited about some tropical breeze named "Matthew" while Obama be juicin'.
So rest assured and let not your heart be troubled about Hurricane Matthew, and instead be frightened by something deserving of your fear - namely, clowns. I'm not worried about Hurricane Matthew's storm surge. Its the possibility of a clown surge for which we should be scared.
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