Goat breaks into Colorado office
egged on by a bunch of 'kids'
"The goats escaped capture, leaving behind only a few pellets of poop."
BILLIE IS STILL AT LARGE!
BE ON THE LOOKOUT for a gang of roving goat vandals (a/k/a democrats and RINOs). If you see an animal banging its head against a glass wall for more than an hour - you are probably one of only 3 known conservatives in Washington, D.C.
Meanwhile, informants in Colorado have been singing to the coppers
Inner Helper - In case you ever wondered about this, well now you know ;)
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