Sunday, September 24, 2017

THE JIMMY KIMMEL TEST

Obviously, the Detroit Lions will win their first Super Bowl this year so I expect attendance to gradually recover.

As for the NFL kneelers - I've been quick to criticize President Trump when he veers left, so its only fair I give him huge props when he sticks his twitter thumb in the leftist's eyes for righteous reasons.

Which was the case  with this comment (although he was unfortunately stumping for Luther Strange at the time) - kudos for the comment tho...

"Wouldn't you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say 'get that son of a b**** off the field right now - he's fired.'" - Trump

Of course, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell passes The Jimmy Kimmel Test by his knee-jerk response calling Trump's comments "divisive".  Goodell, you sir are a dumba$$. The Commander-in-Chief accurately reflects our collective outrage at these kneeling jacka$$es, who are the ones being divisive here. 

Passing The Jimmy Kimmel Test  does not just have to do with a health care plan that destroys actual health care. Here is the detailed definition, per the Chattering Teeth Blogtionary.

THE JIMMY KIMMEL TEST

1) A living, breathing oxymoron. a conjunction of contradictory terms like "jumbo shrimp" or "late night comedian".

2) A mutually exclusive repurposed exaptation - To reuse for a different purpose to poor results. Like when Donner Party members transitioned from fellow adventurers to "what's for dinner." Other examples -  
Eg1: "funny man" becomes "democrat propaganda shill".
Eg2: "Football Commissioner" to "Constitutional scholar"

3) Someone operating outside their area of expertise. Sports figures, Hollywood libs, wife-beaters, rapists, drug users, and/or killers who lead lives of debauchery, yet lecture the rest of us on culture and civility.


4) Someone who takes Chuck Schumer talking points whispered in his/her ear. (Like Jimmy Kimmel, John McCain, Satan, etc)

Have a great Sunday. I hope you never pass The Jimmy Kimmel Test.

4 comments:

Jess said...

I don't think anyone that doesn't use their anal sphincter as a necktie can pass the test.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Jess!

Ed Bonderenka said...

Trump disrespected the NFL, the Game (!?!?!?) and the players?
But they can disrespect the American People represented by the Flag?
A special kind of stupid.

Kid said...

I lost interest in Thugball Long before the kneelers started. Lost interest in the only other sport I ever had any interest in watching - Golf, when El Tigre crashed and burned. It was fun watching him chew through the records to that point tho.