Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Cake

The "Gay wedding cake controversy" is now in the hands of the Supreme Court.

The very future of our fragile republic rests in the outcome, and the answers to these questions.
1) Will Ruth Bader Ginsburg stay awake long enough to give her dependable rubber stamp vote to the leftist?

B) How many drool aprons will she soil through today's opening arguments?

c) Will the gay male couple show up for oral arguments covered in frosting and confectionary sugars like that large lesbian couple who put Sweetcakes Bakery in Oregon out of business?


4) Will the high court take up my petition to force Masterpiece Cakeshop to bake me this chattering teeth cake?

Stay tuned for the exciting outcome.

4 comments:

Jess said...

Maybe Ginsburg will bake a cake for the lesbian couple, and all will be solved. Of course, the couple needs to wipe the drool from the frosting, and make sure Ginsburg doesn't suffocate, when she has a sleeping spell, and falls into the cake face first.

Kid said...

I sure hope the gays get shut down on this one. BUT if they don't I Sure Hope Some Gay Dudes can find a Moslem Vermin Cake Shop and demand a cake ! That might even be better !

Full Disclosure: Marry a friggin Goat for all I care. Just don't ask me to pay for it, watch it, or bake a cake for it, and definitely don't tell me about it.

Ed Bonderenka said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIwqPbFCFck

DaBlade said...

Jess, LOL on the image! I'd bake RBG a cake if she would just retire.

Kid, your wish is Ed's mission. That guy is good!

Ed, ok - that was funny 'ha ha', not funny 'queer'.