The very future of our fragile republic rests in the outcome, and the answers to these questions.
1) Will Ruth Bader Ginsburg stay awake long enough to give her dependable rubber stamp vote to the leftist?
B) How many drool aprons will she soil through today's opening arguments?
c) Will the gay male couple show up for oral arguments covered in frosting and confectionary sugars like that large lesbian couple who put Sweetcakes Bakery in Oregon out of business?
4) Will the high court take up my petition to force Masterpiece Cakeshop to bake me this chattering teeth cake?
Stay tuned for the exciting outcome.