Monday, April 30, 2018

FOX SAYS, BLADE SAYS

Today's top stories at foxnews.

FOX SAYS: Owner of NYC bar that booted man in MAGA hat getting death threats

The owner of the West Village bar that botted a Trump supporter wearing a “Make America Great Again” cap says he’s received nearly two dozen death threats since the incident.

BLADE SAYS: On the bright side, there has been a run on pussy hats and Appletinis at the bar.

FOX SAYS: South Korea to remove its propaganda loudspeakers amid diplomatic breakthrough

The loudspeakers blasted anti-communist propaganda and K-pop songs since early 2016.

BLADE SAYS: It would be a shame for these anti-communist propaganda speakers to go to waste, and therefore we recommend they be stacked outside Bernie Sander's Washington D.C. townhouse. 

FOX SAYS: ...what happened to Macron's gifted oak tree

News photographers snapped away Monday when Trump and Macron shoveled dirt onto the tree during a ceremonial planting on the South Lawn. By the end of the week, the tree was gone from the lawn. A pale patch of grass was left in its place.

BLADE SAYS: In a strange coincidence, White House press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was spotted fleeing the area carrying a shovel, and so-called comedian Michelle Wolf has not been seen since.
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