They say that every superman has his kryptonite. For me, it's shellfish. It gives me a tummy ache. For President Donald J Trump, its hearing Obama's honeyed and mellifluously stacattoed egocentric rhetorical flourish.
Obama returns to campaign trail with fiery speech; Trump counters, 'I fell asleep'
According to Dr Vinny Boombatz of the Neurological Institute for sleep disorders, he suspects President Trump has a rare form of Narcolepsy he calls "Obamniaplexy". People with this condition fall asleep without warning, anywhere, anytime when they hear Obama's voice.
"I'm sorry. I watched it, but I fell asleep. I found he's very good — very good for sleeping," Trump said about Obama's latest speech.
The president has been warned not to operate heavy machinery without ear protection against stray Obama rhetoric.
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