Friday, October 19, 2018

DID TRUMP DUMP ACOSTA OFF AT SAUDI CONSULATE?


CHATTERING TEETH NEWS - Closed-circuit television footage shows a man thought to be CNN reporter Jim Acosta standing outside of the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul and wearing a sandwich board stating, "Low Energy Prince Salman". The man was heard pleading that the sign wasn't his, and that President Trump was actually responsible for the insult attempt against the Saudi Crown Prince.

This coincidentally also happens to be the last place that Saudi journalist and Washington Post contributor Jamal Khashoggi was last seen alive.  Turkish officials claim he was killed and dismembered by a Saudi hit team for being critical of the Kingdom.

We caught up with President Trump in downtown Istanbul at the McDonald's drive thru where he categorically denied the charges. Zip Ties were spotted in the back seat of his limo that matched those used to fasten Acosta's hands to the sandwich board sign and the bone saw from his belt loop.

Stay tuned to the CT Blog for important breaking news updates that will periodically appear here as news breaks and continues breaking... until it is completely broke.

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7 comments:

  1. Are they sure he didn't choke on his own loafers? After all, he's notorious for sticking his foot in his mouth.

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  2. President Trump wouldn't be stupid enough to leave zip ties in his car, comon. They were planted ;-)

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  3. This calls for a Special Investigation!
    CT must step up!

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  4. Jess, YES he is. The date on that closed circuit reflects October 20 so we may learn his fate Saturday.

    cube, The zip ties were a different brand after all. You were right. He's just trolling the left again.

    Ed, We're on it! Our action blog team is circumventing the globe as we speak. We even have plants in the migration caravan. Don't go anywhere. Just continue to hit refresh on your browser and remain calm.

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  5. Acosta shouldn't be killed ! He should be made to live under the desk of Mika and Joe and service them both while they spew their brain vomit on the 'morning show'.

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  6. EWWWW!!! And I don't think either viewer would notice. You have a sick mind, Kid. That's what I most like about you.

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  7. But Kid, how do you REALLY feel about Jim Acosta!?

    HILARIOUS post again, Jerry.....I'll buy the one-way ticket for Jim to "The KINGDOM!" :-)

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